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dear diary,
so last night steph and i were bored and decided to do some skating. the park was full of amateurs, so we took it to the streets. we hit up the fountain across from westlake, which was totally sweet. there were some hotties standing around too, so we really went all out.
but get this. one minute im tearing it up and the next thing i know im flat on my back being straddled by this dude in a police uniform! that was nothing new to me of course, but this time was a little different considering the guy was actually a cop.
anyway so i was about ready to knock this guy out when he got up and starting giving us a lecture about not skating on private property. who did this guy think he was, god? he probably just thought i was hot. what a sicko.
im tired of the fucking seattle police telling me what to do. skateboarding is not a crime!!