sugarland

i'm currently sitting in front of stephanies tv watching emile hirsch and ryan donowho engage in inappropriate corporal contact under a coiled rubber snake hanging from the ceiling. jealous?
kidding about the corporal contact, it was just a kiss. it was pretty hot though not gonna lie.
emile hirsch is my ideal man. i heard hes dating some trendy bitch though. if hes gonna be with chicks like that he might as well just do the gay thing for real. i'd be willing to accept that as, realistically, i will probably never meet him in person. maybe some texting is in order? lol kidding. dont have his number. im sure famous people arent down with shit like that anyway.